Insistent - In your sister's tent.
Cartel - A phone in a car.
Stink - A foul smelling kitchen sink.
Yoghurt - To get hurt while doing yoga.
Omnipresent - To simultaneously give gifts to different people in different places .
Conscience - The science of conning.
Hagiography - A biography of an ugly old woman.
Contract - An area of land owned by a conman.