Homoron - A stupid 'omo.
Gayme - Any game played by gays.
Gayser - A geyser meant specifically for 'omos
Mojoke - A joke about sex
Dildodo - an outdated,obsolete sex object
Crapper - a rapper who raps while waste matter comes out of his rear end.
Musturbation - compulsive masturbation
Femine - accute shortage of females
Grapist - a rapist who also has a vineyard
Bellycose - angry mood caused by hunger
Gayriatric - a gay who's got one leg in the grave & the other on a banana skin
Pastard - badly made pasta that no one owns up to
Rappist - a rapper who's also a rapist (think Snoop Dog)
Moankey - a monkey prone to griping
Moanday - the day on which most humans gripe
Viaggravate - To foolishly aggravate a priapism problem by taking Viagra.
Basturd - turd that no one knows which dog made it
Twise - twice as smart
Tvice - twice as evil
Juggernought - a supposed juggernaut that never turned out to be i.e an easily stoppable force
Cannybal - a shrewd cannibal
Sturd - stud's dung
Libidodo - A condition of having lost all interest in sex.
Lipido - The interest in eating fattening junk food.
Gymnauseam - Having disgust of exercise
Prosetitute - A whore with a bit of Shakespeare inside her.
Virjeans - Unused jeans
Swinedled - to be fooled by a pig
Adispose - To shed flab by vigourous exercise.
Byesexual - One who has turned to celibacy.
Mojotov Cocktail - A lethal sex bomb OR A hard drink laced with Viagra.
Blosom - Ongoing development of breasts.
Dicktionary - A book containing all the crude words for "penis".
Peekaboob - The ample assets of a scantily clad babe playing hide & seek with the eyes of us wolves.
Condomn - To severely criticise the use of love gloves.
Snorekelling - Going for a dive to watch fish & ending up sleeping on the water-bed.
Leaderr - A totally inept, mistake prone guy at the helm of affairs.
Smokiss - The foul smelling,yucky lip massage given by a chain smoker
Teatotaller - One who doesn't drink tea.
Wiilliams F1 - A stupid videogame company trying its luck in F1.
Weelliams F1 - A bit player in the F1 business.
Ridickulous - A weirdly shaped penis.
Formullah One - A racing series for Islamic clerics.
Gorylla - A violent giant ape.
Gorzilla - Love child of King Kong & Godzilla.
Pickasso - An artist who is fond of digging the crack of his butt.
Saliwet - To wet something by drooling.
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