Funereal - Genuine fun.
Peegeon - A pigeon suffering from urine incontinence.
Peecasso - A famous artist who paints while taking a piss.
Scrotinise - Examine a man's testicles.
Googgles - A carefully searched pair of sunglasses.
Copee - To imitate someone's style of taking a piss.
Unick - A one-of-its-kind cut.
Moteevation - The motivation to play golf.
Candy Flaws - A defectively made candy floss.
Eekcentric - An oddball who makes others go "Eek!!".
Sascotch - A whisky-loving Bigfoot.