1) Heard about this guy who fell into a large vat of chemical dye? The poor guy dyed.
2) Gillette has had a poor showing in the past few months. The shareholders have booted out the CEO. I bet the newspaper headlines on the following day would read “CEO Gillettined”.
3) This old-fashioned man took this young babe out for a date. Unfortunately for him,the babe showed no interest in him as she found him too dated.
4) This girl is pretty pissed off with her boyfriend from Holland.Guess why?
Answer : 'cos he always insists on going Dutch.