Saturday, June 14, 2008

Pun Intended - 39

1) I told these group of gymnasts with some jokes. In fact, I had them in splits.

2) Heard about the talented but failed plumber? Poor guy didn't tap his potential.

3) A hot, curvy, va-va-voom babe from Thailand has moved in next door. I think I'll put into practise the phrase "Love Thai neighbour".

4) Heard about this hangman who's blessed with a large manhood? You could say he's well hung.

5) So this well hung guy invites over a call girl & asks her to give him head. When he drops out of his pants, the ho is stunned by his manhood & keeps on staring for a minute. Exasperated, the guy says, "Let's get down to business, shall we?"

6) Priapism can really give a man a hard time.