Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Pun Intended - 3

1) Never bang your head against a window. It's pretty paneful.

2)What did the babe do when she caught her photographer boyfriend cheating on her?

Answer : She called off the relationship in a flash.

3)This hot-tempered tennis player was the enfant-terrible on the tour. When the umpire's decisions went against him,he'd create a racket.

4)This heavy squash player could never manage to get a steady g.f. Know why?
Answer : 'cos he'd end up squashing the girl on the bed.

5)This rowing champion & his g.f called time on the relationship after having a blazing row.

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