1) Never bang your head against a window. It's pretty paneful.
2)What did the babe do when she caught her photographer boyfriend cheating on her?
Answer : She called off the relationship in a flash.
3)This hot-tempered tennis player was the enfant-terrible on the tour. When the umpire's decisions went against him,he'd create a racket.
4)This heavy squash player could never manage to get a steady g.f. Know why?
Answer : 'cos he'd end up squashing the girl on the bed.
5)This rowing champion & his g.f called time on the relationship after having a blazing row.