Soothesayer - A person who's an expert in consoling with sweet words.
Fizzycs - The branch of science that deals with carbonated drinks.
Bamboozeled - To be totally confused after having downed too many drinks.
Pursepective - The view of things dictated by the amount of money you have.
Reindear - To control a loved one from flying off the handle.
Andruid - A humanoid sorcerer to help the new age Asterix.
Mooslim - A trim cow.
Anihillate - To blow a hill to smithereens.
Asspiration - The desire to have a perfect ,toned butt free of cellulite.
Golpher - A gopher found on the golf course.
Estrangulate - To asphyxiate an ex.
Etiquitte - The protocol followed for making a dignified exit.
Buttox - Something that is injected to make bums look good.