Shampagne - Fake champagne.
Labradour - An unusually unfriendly Labrador.
Shampain - To feign pain.
Haterosexual - One who thinks sex is evil.
Harry Potty - A boy who's famous for controlling his bowel movements as long as he wants to.
Steamulating - Sexy + Invigorating.
Knaive - A man who's sometimes crafty & sometimes guileless.
Tittoo - A tattoo on the breast.
Catastrophy - A prize awarded for the worst disaster.
Restling - A competition to find out the laziest guy.