Shampoo - fake turd
Dentist - someone who specialises in denting things like cars, faces etc.
Wanking - a white king.
Extraordinary - more ordinary than usual.
Lackey - not having a key
Rattle - a vibrating rat
Titanic - gigantic breasts
Bearable - a hale & hearty bear
Unbearable - a crippled ,bed-ridden bear
Patent - a tent made for dad
Berate - to give something a "B" grade
Missile - a shoddy projectile weapon that always misses its intended target
Combustible - inflammable breasts
Mollify - To force a sexy babe to become a companion of a gangster.
Dinosaur - Gigantic pre-historic beast that made quite a racket
Frankenstein - An outspoken,blunt giant man
Hogwash - To occupy the bathroom for long time & not allow others to use it
Elephant - Gigantic ant
Adventure - a foray into making commercials
Mammoth - a gigantic pre-historic moth
Bison - A son who's a bisexual.
Increase - To crumple & wrinkle clothes to a greater extent.
Decrease - To iron clothes
Cadaver - Dead body of a cheap,vulgar,despicable guy.
Bravado - The courage required to wear a racy bra.
Braggart - The art of bragging.
Guerilla - A gorilla that attacks sneakily.