1) Heard about the pest exterminator who also indulges in unsafe sex? He's a bugchaser, indeed.
2) When a bitch is in heat, she's ready to hitch in a beat.
3) In the technology battle, aliens run crop circles around humans.
4) Heard about the method actor who just landed the role of a dermatologist? He's trying hard to get into the skin of his character.
5) Heard about this dermatologist who ventured into films? Now all he does is skin flicks.
6) Q: Why can't Muslims inculcate a habit of saving money?
A: 'cos it's unholy to have piggy banks.
7) Atheist? Jesus will be cross with you.
8) Q: How does a dyslexic guy react to misfortune?
A: "This happens."
9) Q: What does a porn star do for good luck?
A: Grab a hard-on & say "Touch wood!"
10) Lingerie thief gives police the slip.
11) Q: How do you tell a woman she's a bitch, without using the word 'bitch'?
A: Throw a stick and say 'Fetch'.
One-trick pony = A pony that indulges in prostitution only once in its lifetime.
13) To all the self-gratification addicts out there: Replace hand-jobs with foot-jobs. It's time you tried something offbeat.
14) Jack the Ripper to an upset, unwilling victim : "Oh, come on, don't be so cut up."
15) So, if a transsexual opens a car repair/servicing centre, what exactly is (s)he to interpret when a customer says, "I want a new tranny." ?
16) So, this craftsman who's bad in bed, says it's always the fault of the hos. Guess it isn't true that a bad craftsman always blames his tool.
17) So this Frenchman goes into this restaurant & places his order. Immediately, the chef chops off the Frenchman's legs, cooks 'em & serves 'em. Y'see, the poor bastard ordered Frog Legs.
18) Q: If a thief sneaks into a house & steals the resident babe's virginity, what should he be charged with?
A: Breaking and entering.
19) Do fat people go skinny dipping?
20) Guess what I saw on a colleague's PC? 'McAfee removed a Trojan'. Strange that an anti-virus thingamajig chooses to remove a condom.
21) Between anorexic women & Rubenesque women, we straight men would plump for the latter any day.
22) Breaking news: Prude govt. puts a gag on S & M.
Supporters of S & M whip up frenzy across the country.
In retaliation, the govt. takes a hell-for-leather approach and cracks the whip on the supporters of S & M.
23) Q: Why is a tomato always happy to let go of opportunities? A: 'cos it means missing the gravy train.