Morbid - To increase the bid in an auction.
Petrified - Scared of pets.
Success - A tax levied on achievements.
IMmersed - Engrossed in online chatting.
Impair - A couple of small demons.
Cockpit - A pit for storing bobittised dicks.
Copulate - To make a cop late for work.
Plankton - One thousand kilogrammes of sawn timber.
Leakage - To disclose someone's true age.
Loofah - A sponge used for cleaning the toilet.
Tadpole - A small pole.
Tango - Removal of tan.
Layman - A gigolo.
Parenthesis - A thesis on parents.
Parentage - A parent becoming old.
Exhaust - To host your ex.
Two-timer - Someone who has two watches.
Parched - To be deprived of pars on the golf course.
Judgemental - A crazy judge.