Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Reinterpreting words - 4

Pungent - A guy who likes to use puns. (Why are you looking at me like that?)

Zebra - A striped bra.

Fury - The anger felt by animal lovers like me when we see someone wearing fur dresses.

Racist - A racing enthusiast.

Antagonised - To be pissed off by a red ant's nasty bite.

Milkshake - What happens when a babe wearing very loose clothes goes for a jog.

Newcomer - Someone who has experienced an orgasm for the first time.

Smothered - To be strangulated by mum.

Bashful - To be a obsessive party thrower OR To frequently beat up others.

Detergent - To repel unwanted attention from lecherous twats. (I hope no babe ever detergents me)

Labyrinth - A laboratory for creating all sorts of maddening puzzles & mazes.

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