Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Reinterpreting words - 3

Puberty - The age at which one becomes capable of going to the watering hole.

Foeticide - The act of bumping off your enemy.

Catholic - Obsessed with cats.

Caricature - A funny drawing of a car.

Scarlet - To ignore a scar by refusing to undergo a cosmetic surgery.

Avarice - Extreme greed for rice.

Battle - To duke it out with bats.

Brawl - To cry after getting beaten in a fight.

Assassinate - To slaughter a donkey. (I' m a vegetarian & an animal lover,so this hurts me a bit)

Wonder Woman - A superheroine who happens to be the best advertising vehicle for Wonderbra.

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