Mercynary - Someone who shows mercy only when s/he's paid money.
Roly-polly - A chubby parrot.
Fartist - A person who has elevated the act of breaking wind into an art form.
Playtonic - The word that best describes any game that doesn't involve any physical contact.
Iconolast - The least popular idol.
Geigler Counter - A device to measure laughter.
Oddyssey - An odd & very long adventurous journey.
Treecherous - A tree that can't be relied upon to give a consistent yield of fruits.
Hackneed - To have a knee chopped.
Thighland - The sex capital of the world.
Bangcock - The capital of Thighland.
Geecko - A geek who can climb walls.