Carnal - A very sexy car.
Illegitimate - To indulge in unlawful sex.
Tinsel - To vend tin.
Taxidermy - The art of preserving a taxi's body in good condition even after the engine & all other parts are rusting in peace.
Scabbard - The itch to become a poet.
Blindfold - To fold something without looking at it.
Continued - A shaven pussy.
Slumber - A sleepy & dull slum.