Monday, July 23, 2007

Reinterpreting words - 23

Carnal - A very sexy car.

Illegitimate - To indulge in unlawful sex.

Tinsel - To vend tin.

Taxidermy - The art of preserving a taxi's body in good condition even after the engine & all other parts are rusting in peace.

Scabbard - The itch to become a poet.

Blindfold - To fold something without looking at it.

Continued - A shaven pussy.

Slumber - A sleepy & dull slum.

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