Epidermic - Widespread outbreak of a contagious skin disease.
Slawter - To ruin a salad.
Rabbid - A rabbit with rabies.
Blizard - A rash of lizards.
Mockasin - Counterfeit leather shoes.
Harriedan - A stressed out harridan.
Dissability - The ability to insult.
Liverworst - A sausage made of the worst liver.
Desultry - Not having an iota of sex appeal.