Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Pun Intended - 37

1) I read in the papers that scientists are going to use gene modifications to make cows give milk in various flavours like strawberry, chocolate, so on. I think it's udder nonsense.

2) Heard about this bumbling guy who got caught while trying to smuggle hallucinogenic drugs? Well, you could say he made a hash of it.

3) Q - Why did Pepsi fire one of their top execs, who happened to be a junkie?

A - 'cos they caught him doing Coke.

4) The founder of the magazine "Hustler" is a miser, y'know? Yeah, Larry's a skinFlynt.

5) Heard about this Hispanic guy who has a fetish for cleanliness & neatness? Talk about being spic & span.


Not a pun, but what the hell -

Juan --> Huan
Javier --> Havier
Jose --> Hose
Jumper --> ??

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