Lacktate - To produce insufficient quantity of breast-milk.
Seephilis - A problem of immense eye strain caused by watching too much porn.
Looquacious - Droning on & on about toilets.
Jizzus - The God of male fertility.
Cellibate - One who has never used a cell phone.
Pshycopath - A psychopath who is bashful. (Now don't ask me what 'bash'ful means. )
Pryapism - Persistent problem of being a nosy parker.
Dissoriented - To have a tendency of insulting others most of the time.
Hundread - To be scared shitless of Attila the Hun.
Fournicate - To knock up 4 times.
Thesbian - A lesbian actress.
Enemya - To flush out your enemies. (If you're being buggered by your enemy, you now know what to do, don't you?)
Premoneytion - A feeling that you're going to lose money in the days to come.