Abnoxious - A paunchy & offensive belly.
Disstaff - Women who are rude.
Hypeochondriac - A screwball who loves to publicize his imaginary ailments to the world.
Funnee - A funny sounding maiden name of a woman.
Misstaken - A babe who's already been snapped by some other dickhead.
Rayduce - To decrease the glare.
Sinonymous - Equated with sin.
Pierate - One who steals pies.
Loyell - Dedicated to yelling.
Innoscent - Innocuous scent.
Bowhemian - Unconventional style of bowing.
Sueicide - To take someone to court even when you know that you have a snow's chance in hell of winning the case.
Coytus - Sexual union of a shy couple.
(If they are shy, how the hell do they find the balls to fuck? You tell me!)
Weapun - A deadly pun.
Gleecerine - A liquid used by actors when the director requires them to shed tears of joy.
Drakeula - A male duck that's got fangs.
Omniwhore - A whore present everywhere at the same time.
Socker - A game that combines football & fisticuffs.
Quillt - A blanket made from quills.
Squintessential - The perfect squint.
Seadate - Very calm sea.
Genietals - A genie's privates.
Harelot - A whore who has a lot of bunnies.
Bootcher - To shatter someone by booing loudly.