Renegade - A person who ditches Gatorade for Powerade.
Cocktail - A tail that is shaped like a phallus.
Redress - To get dressed again.
Intimidate - A date who strikes fear in the heart.
Nabob - A wealthy man named Robert.
Barbarian - A savage guy in the bar.
Popemobile - A pope who's not wheelchair-bound.
iDiot - An iPod-toting fool.