1) Polly the parrot just died with a boom. Don't blame me. How was I to know she wanted crackers of the edible variety?
2) Q: What do you calling a hooker who bores you by droning on about useless things?
A: Ho-hum.
3) Sale sign outside lingerie shop - "Flat 50% off on push-up bras."
4) This new book on sex is really great. Just how great? Well, its foreword page is titled 'Foreplay'.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Pun Intended - 42
1) Wanting to nix the pending hush-hush wedding, this male cantaloupe says to the female cantaloupe: "I'm sorry, but we cantaloupe."
2) Did you know supermarkets have dedicated spots to ogle at girls? Yep, they are called checkout counters.
3) Movie buff: I saw Guy Ritchie's 'Snatch'.
His none-too-bright friend: Really? I always thought Guy's a man.
4) Priapism & a sense of humour is all that a man requires to be a stand-up comedian.
5) Heard about this guy who's forced to work as a gimp? Talk about bonded labour.
6) Advice to politicans: When a dirt-digging journalist tells the world that you indulge in wife-swapping, deny it aggressively & threaten to sue. In other words, come out swinging.
7) So, the Drug Enforcement Administration finds that this guy has hidden cocaine in his rectum. Next day's headlines read: "DEA finds crack in man's butt."
8) So this none-too-impressive actor with a priapism problem tried his luck in the porn industry. The critics wrote him off as a wooden actor.
9) I want to buy Viagra but I am hard on cash.
10) A good sexologist always advocates different lovemaking positions, with a missionary zeal.
2) Did you know supermarkets have dedicated spots to ogle at girls? Yep, they are called checkout counters.
3) Movie buff: I saw Guy Ritchie's 'Snatch'.
His none-too-bright friend: Really? I always thought Guy's a man.
4) Priapism & a sense of humour is all that a man requires to be a stand-up comedian.
5) Heard about this guy who's forced to work as a gimp? Talk about bonded labour.
6) Advice to politicans: When a dirt-digging journalist tells the world that you indulge in wife-swapping, deny it aggressively & threaten to sue. In other words, come out swinging.
7) So, the Drug Enforcement Administration finds that this guy has hidden cocaine in his rectum. Next day's headlines read: "DEA finds crack in man's butt."
8) So this none-too-impressive actor with a priapism problem tried his luck in the porn industry. The critics wrote him off as a wooden actor.
9) I want to buy Viagra but I am hard on cash.
10) A good sexologist always advocates different lovemaking positions, with a missionary zeal.
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