Thursday, October 15, 2009

Pun Intended - 43

1) Polly the parrot just died with a boom. Don't blame me. How was I to know she wanted crackers of the edible variety?

2) Q: What do you calling a hooker who bores you by droning on about useless things?
A: Ho-hum.

3) Sale sign outside lingerie shop - "Flat 50% off on push-up bras."

4) This new book on sex is really great. Just how great? Well, its foreword page is titled 'Foreplay'.

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