Sellibate - A salesman who has failed to make a single sale.
Sobbatical - A break from crying.
Mushine - A computer that generates thousands of lovey-dovey messages for the likes of Hallmark.
Harpes - Repetitive stress injury caused by playing the harp too much.
Soberiquet - A staid & boring nickname OR A nickname given to a guy who's able to stand sober after downing drinks.
Titotaller - A guy who refrains from touching the breasts of a woman when having sex with her.
Roamantic - Very fond of roaming.
Penisillin - An antibiotic to treat infections & diseases of the penis.
Migrainte - The headache caused to the government by the influx of migrants.
Shyne - Dim glow.
Veneereal disease - A sexually transmitted disease that is superficial.
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