Some new words - 29

Sellibate - A salesman who has failed to make a single sale.



Sobbatical - A break from crying.



Mushine - A computer that generates thousands of lovey-dovey messages for the likes of Hallmark.



Harpes - Repetitive stress injury caused by playing the harp too much.



Soberiquet - A staid & boring nickname OR A nickname given to a guy who's able to stand sober after downing drinks.




Titotaller - A guy who refrains from touching the breasts of a woman when having sex with her.



Roamantic - Very fond of roaming.



Penisillin - An antibiotic to treat infections & diseases of the penis.



Migrainte - The headache caused to the government by the influx of migrants.



Shyne - Dim glow.



Veneereal disease - A sexually transmitted disease that is superficial.

Reinterpreting words - 27

Sewage - Shitty salary.



Woodpecker - A phallic sculpture made of wood.



Faggot - A 'omo with a cigarette.



Gonad - An ad painted on a testicle. (Hey, after the forehead, cleavage & midriff, don't you think it's time?)





Germane - Relevant & appropriate hair.